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Sherkel#8032 // MST // x64 // YT // SC


MANSION RULES:

DUDETTES

  1. Black dresses mandatory. Must cover from neck to ankles. Accents are allowed. A chromatic sash is required.
  2. 9s and 10s only. As this implies, no cups larger than B.
  3. All who enter must bear the surname Silvius while in this space.
  4. Final Fantasy or Touhou music must be playing 24/7.
  5. Eel sushi must be served fresh 24/7.
  6. No physical contact.
  7. Every TV or monitor must be connected to a jailbroken Switch or PS4.
  8. Lights can only be turned on in designated rooms at designated hours. Only red, yellow, and orange lighting is permitted.
  9. You have to trust the owner.

DUDES

  1. Ignore rules 1 and 2. All others still apply.
  2. Shirts, pants, socks, and shoes required. No colored shirts or pants. No shorts. Gaming-related logos and Latin printed text are permitted.
  3. The cost of entry is 24 plain glazed donuts from Dunkin' Donuts or Krispy Kreme.
  4. The cost of entry does not apply to sushi chefs.
Common sense also applies to all entrants. The owner reserves the right to kick you out for any reason at any time.

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